JORDAN AND PETER ANDRE
IT would be quicker to say how they don’t embarrass… When they were a couple, they regularly sold intimate details of their sex life to a celebrity weekly magazine. When they split, they waged a bitter PR war against each other through the media. Oh, and their mum, 33, regularly goes out in skimpy outfits to promote whatever tack she’s flogging that week, and hooks up with random cage fighters and rugby players. Their dad, 38, really, really loves them at least… but hardly ever mentions it, of course. They’re too young to properly understand the full horror yet, but just wait till they’re old enough to Google.